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A rival team keen to cash in on Lomond United's naked calendar asked it's star player if he would appear naked holding a ball.
Fine, he said, but what do I do with the other hand?
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12 questions, every week a member of club, committee, players, coach and supporters will get their chance.
This week - Jamie Anderson 
Q 1. Best Trainer? : Liam Farrel
Q 2. Worst trainer? : Alan Hain
Q 3. Most skilful player? : Andy Reade
Q 4. Least Skilful? : ME
Q 5. Most intelligent? : Melville Melville snr
Q 6. Worst dress sense? : Jamie (celtic shellsuit) Baxter
Q 7. Best dress sense? : Gordon Forbes
Q 8. Worst haircut? : Malky
Q 9. Worst time keeper? : Gordon Forbes
Q10. Best Look alike? : Malky (looks like James May from top gear)
Q11. Worst driver? : Ross Rankine reversing into a van after an away game
Q12. Most fines? : ME and my dirty boots
Lomond United are proud to unveil the new Lomond Hills Pitch.
After weeks of wrangling over the previous site near the palace the team's manager Alex Simpson said that he had taken advantage of a recent windfall to secure the ground for the new pitch.
He admitted that his team might gain an advantage from training on the new pitch. Especially from improved fitness levels and the new keepy up skills to be gained.
Asked about the trees on the pitch he said it would be no different from playing the Vics.
A spokesman for Fife Council said she had no objections as no leveling or re profiling of the landscape was involved and that the club's new toilet and changing facilities in the trees by the goals was a vast improvement on the portocabin proposed for the old Tyndall Bruce Park.
The first game on the new Lomond Hills Pitch is set for the first day of April next year, weather permitting, although flooding is not expected to be a problem, said some wag.
Manager Alex Simpson said that he was proud of what he and his hard working committee had achieved in a short space of time and that he would also like to thank Fife Council for all their support.
